A specter is haunting America——that specter is Democrat Party.
All reactionary powers have entered into alliance to exorcise this specter, politicians and pundits, Limbaugh and Coulter, pesky freepers and journalists of the pajamas.
Where is Democrat not called “Commie!” by rightwing hardblows?
Two things result from this fact:
- Democrat Party is already known to be controlled by Communists.
- Is high time we Communists openly, in face of whole world, publish our views and intentions with Manifesto of Democratic Party!
American Capitalist founders exploited colonial working class. Paul Revere not paid overtime for Midnight Ride.
Betsy Ross worked 16 hour day in sweatshop making flag. Ethan Allen forced to work for minimum wage in non-union furniture factory.
Greedy Capitalist male chauvinist founders exploited workers and we say "Bolshevik" to that, Comrade!
Greedy bosses say American workers now have 40-hour week and the 401k. Is horse droppings compared to obscene profits of Capitalist class!
Working class is brainwashed. Happy to have sixpack and silly American football. Democrats must tell workers over and over they are miserable!
Comrade Marx said only revolution can achieve justice for workers. Was little bit wrong. Today Communists know stupid Americans vote for guys who promise most goodies. Is easy to win elections, slowly make whole country Communist!
So now we control Democrat Party. We tell Democrat leaders "Jump!" and they say, "How high, Comrade?" Republican Party is no problem either now, thanks to the political correctness. They are like men who lost testicles.
Comrade Marx was first to say free public school for all. Who can argue against this? Is for children. Is only fair. Is “investment” in future. Was good plan. Now our socialist teacher union toadies run schools!
Next we demand HillaryCare. Is for children. Is only fair. Is "investment" in future. Soon we control doctor, hospital, even prescription pad. Need operation, Grandma? Get in line! Ha ha! We are rolling on floor laughing up you!
Ultimate goal is State controls everything. Then, dream of worker freedom is achieved and Capitalist class kaputsky forever. Just say "nyet" to private property, Comrade!
Great Soviet Union collapsed because of too much "Cold war" spending on military to keep up with cowboy Ronald Reagan. Is his fault no more worker paradise. We spit on his grave!
But we Communists learn lesson, study American system and find chinks up the armor. Whole world fears brutal American military machine, but U.S. political system has achilles heel.
Voters want to nurse on government teat like baby. "Bennies" work better than bullets, Comrade. Is brilliant! We laugh our socks off on you!
Long ago we began to placing our apparatchiks in American political system. We now control media, schools, bureaucracy and judges.
When borschthead voters reject Socialism, our judges say, "Too bad. You lose, is law of land now." Constitution is worthless chit of paper. We wipe our hindquarters with it!
Petroleum is life blood of imperialists, but useful idiots in environmental movement file suit to block oil drilling. Is merely ruse to destroy Capitalism. Save caribou, Comrade!
We are slowly choking mighty Capitalist economy with the consumer rights, employee rights, patient rights, illegal immigrant rights. Even owls with the spots have rights. Is too funny!
We tell soccer ball mothers that evil corporations pour poison into rivers and they believe. We say SUVs cook earth like Thanksgiving turkey and they believe! Is hurting to laugh so hard on you!
Soon we will demand open borders so all the peoples in whole world can come to America and vote for Democrats. Soon will be too late to stop us.
We are Democrats! We are Communists! Let Capitalist class shake in boots. Americans have nothing to lose but their shirts!